Fangs for the Mammaries
Keywords: Fangs, for, the, Mammaries,
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"May we step inside? I believe we have business." A vampire may never cross a threshold unless invited. Billy nodded finally in understanding and stepped aside.
"You were never royalty," said Natasha when we were inside. "You were a village baker."
"That's a lie," I protested. I should have held my tongue but I was being sorely provoked.
"I got it from the vampire's mouth. Manny told me you were being held in the stocks in the village square for short weighting your bread loaves. He couldn't pass up a free meal."
"You've met Manny? I was framed." Billy was beginning to look worried but I smiled at him reassuringly. Manny was the vampire who turned me into a vampire. I never knew they knew each other. Now all Billy had to do was provoke Natasha into casting the sex change spell.
"I thought you were bringing five or six broads for me to abuse," snarled Billy. "She doesn't look like much." I nodded in approval but Natasha seemed unperturbed.
"You have a lovely apartment," said Natasha. "Did you decorate it yourself?"
"Yes, I did," replied Billy with a happy smile. "Thank you for noticing. It's not much right now. I covered all the mirrors in anticipation of the count's visit." He turned to me. "By the way, I threw out all the garlic and stored away anything that might be mistaken for a cross." Natasha just smirked at the feminine decor.
"Did you remember to get rid of the Stars of David?" I asked. What else could go wrong?
"I didn't realize that could be a problem," Billy replied with genuine concern and then gasped. "Oh my goodness! A previous tenant was Jewish and there's a mezuzah still nailed to the door jamb. You weren't hurt, were you?" I turned to Natasha and shrugged my shoulders. I expected her to be angry but she was giggling.
"Who does your hair?" was Natasha's next question.
"Oh, I do my own hair. Normally I would have worn a short hair wig but the count told me not to wear a wig and...have I blown it?" said Billy who finally seemed to realize things weren't going right. He turned red in the face and tears started coursing down his cheeks. That kid sure was a crier.
"Boris," said Natasha, "I've gotten you out of a lot of jams over the years. You'd think you could be straight with me at least once in your long existence. What kind of jam have you gotten yourself into now?"
"I'm not in any kind of jam," I huffed. "I was merely trying to help out Billy here." I proceeded to tell Natasha how Billy and I met and what we were trying to accomplish. Natasha was smiling in the telling but she turned serious immediately.
"You know I don't use my spells except on the most deserving. It's a matter of principle." She looked at Billy who had stopped crying but seemed capable of restarting at any time. "Billy looks as if he couldn't harm a fly." She turned to him. "What horrible deeds have you committed against women that would warrant such a punishment?"
"I'm sure we'd be here all night if we had to listen to all of Billy's misdeeds towards women," I declared. In my own way I was urging Billy to lie like hell. The young man started trembling and turning red in the face so I was sure he had a doozie of a tale to tell us.
"Well, just tell us about the one you're thinking about right now," said Natasha who also observed his discomfort. Billy's confession came out in one breath as if inhaling would cause him to lose his nerve.
"About five years ago I went into Lindsay's bedroom, my little sister, and I tried on her panties but the seams burst on one pair because they were too small and I threw them in the trash thinking no one would notice but my mother found them and my older sister Eileen got the blame and she had to pay for the panties out of her allowance and I just let it happen and didn't say a word and Lindsay started calling Eileen a fat ass and I've been feeling guilty about it ever since." Billy burst into inconsolable tears. Natasha and I were stunned into silence.
I finally spoke. "That...that was the dumbest story I've ever heard alive or dead." I turned to Natasha. "I sincerely apologize for wasting your time, Natasha. I'll make this up to you in some way."
"You worm!" hissed Natasha. I braced myself for more verbal abuse but then I realized she wasn't addressing me. "You pit sister against sister because of your heinous crime and you were too cowardly to confess when it would have made a difference. That...that was the most horrendous story I've ever heard. I apologize for doubting you, Boris. I'll make it up to you in some way. Stand up! Stand up, I say and meet your fate."
"Hot dog!" I cried. "Stand up, Billy. Stand up and take it like a man. She's really gonna do it. Natasha's going to turn you into a girl." Of course, she was making up her outrage. I didn't know if Natasha was going to do it because she felt sorry for the kid or because she was doing me a favor and I really didn't care which it was. Billy stood up hesitantly and, I imagine, he was a little scared. "Give her big tits. I like women with big tits."
"Oh, shut up," said Natasha, "or I'll give you big tits." I shut up. I didn't think Natasha could work her magic on a vampire but I didn't want to take a chance. Natasha mumbled something in a strange language and waved her hands about. "There! It's done. For all intents and purposes he is a she. She won't lack for a bosom, by the way," she added.
Billy's eyes lit up but she didn't say anything. I stood by to watch the change take place rubbing my hands in anticipation. I knew I was going to savor a gourmet meal from that lovely neck. Nothing seemed to be happening after a few minutes though. "Did you get the spell right?" I was anxious and so was Billy.
"Of course I got the spell right. The changes are already taking place. I can tell."
"How long is this going to take?"
"About ten days to two weeks."
"Ten days to two weeks? I can't wait that long," I complained. "I have to leave town tomorrow night. Don't you have an instant spell?"
"There is an instant spell but I never bothered to learn it. It's so much more fun to watch my victim slowly change. He knows something is wrong but he's not sure what. When he finally realizes what happening he panics and tries to find a way out of it but there's nothing he can do." Natasha turned to Billy. "No drugs or alcohol, darling. You'll just slow down the process. Get plenty of rest, eat right and drink lots of water. You'll have your first period soon after the change is complete and then you'll be fertile so you better see your doctor about birth control if you plan to be sexually active."
"Please don't let me wake up if this is a dream," said an awestruck Billy. Natasha walked over and took Billy's hand.
"I hope you made the right decision," said Natasha. "You won't escape heartache and disappointment by becoming a woman. In fact, you'll feel it all the more when it comes your way because you're a woman."
"I can take it," said Billy. Tears were glistening in her eyes again but this time I'm sure they were tears of happiness.
"I'll be back in town next month," said Natasha. "Let's do lunch...just us girls." Lunch? That reminded me that I hadn't fed yet.
"I'm heading over to the park for a midnight snack. I'll have to take a rain check on that meal you owe me," I told Billy. She came over and gave me a hug. I bade both good night and slipped out into the darkness. I left town the next night without seeing Billy or Natasha and didn't return for five years.
I wasn't even thinking about Billy when I hit town. As usual, I was thinking about my next meal and headed for the park. "Count Boris!" someone behind me called. That voice! It was familiar. I turned around and one of the loveliest women I've met in the last 200 years rushed into my arms. "I knew it was you," she gasped. She stepped back and curtseyed prettily.
"Billy?"
"Yes, it's me except I spell it with an i-e on the end: Billie."
"You look lovely, Billie." I admired her magnificent tits. "Are you completely female now?"
"Every last drop of blood in me is female," said the beautiful woman standing before me. Ah, she remembered our agreement.
"And I see you're married too," I said noting the wedding ring on her finger.
"Yes, I met and married a very wonderful man. It was love at first sight for both us. I told him everything. I'm not sure he believed me but he said he didn't care what my past was. Natasha was my maid of honor. We wanted to send you an invitation but we didn't know where you'd gone. We planned a midnight wedding just in case. I was just on my way home. Would you like to meet my husband?"
"Not yet," I replied. "I was just going out for a bite. Would you care to join me?" Billie nodded and took my arm.
"Count Boris?"
"Hmmm?"
"This won't hurt the baby, will it?"
"You're pregnant? That's wonderful, Billie. If it's a boy be sure to name him Boris, heh heh."
"I can't do that. I already have a son named Boris."
"I was just kidding about...what did you say?"
"I named my son after you." She caressed her belly. "I'm hoping this one is a girl so I can name her Natasha." Well, vampires are a cold-blooded group as a whole but at that moment I felt like laughing and crying at the same time. I was a proud father. Well, not really a father but I might as well have been. You know what I mean. I reached over and gave Billie a hug.
"You've made me the happiest vampire in the world," I declared. "You're paid in full. I gotta go. See you around." Like a fool I transformed right there in public and took off like a bat. Well, I guess I'll always be a sucker for a pretty woman, heh heh. Get it?
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Keywords: Fangs, for, the, Mammaries,