The Wonderful Adventures of Miss K: Testify!
Keywords: Miss, K:, Testify!, The, Wonderful, of, Adventures,
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"Hello, fair fans, and welcome to another one of my literary orgies of wild, unbridled sex. If you want to read more of my stuff after reading this, please check out my profile. I reserve all commercial and all non-electronic rights to this work. If you are not permitted to read this work in your legal jurisdiction, please don't read it. So, without further ado, let's get on with the show."
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"Yum! Barbeque!" Miss K said as she licked her coral pink lips, her slinky rocking back and forth between her fingers.
"You better stop that, missy!" Tracy said with a giggle, gesturing at her friend's stomach. "I don't want you getting all fat on me. I only want two things jiggling in front of you. Well, make that three if we're all alone," she continued, pressing her body seductively against Miss K. "Then again, it's more like four big as that thing is."
"Oh hush up!" Miss K said with a mock lisp before walking down Beale Street again. The two were wearing matching American flag bikinis, just covering enough to be decent while showing off their bouncing breasts and jiggling butts, their chocolate skin glowing from their sweat. Miss K wore an American flag bandana to keep her hair out of the way, while Tracy wore her hair in a simple ponytail. Both of them carried their purses in their hands, and they also both wore hiking boots to complete their outfits, with Tracy wearing a short baby blue pair and Miss K wearing a black pair.
"Damn, there's a lot of food around here," Miss K said as she sniffed out all the food. "I think I've found something else to do on this trip."
"Come on. Eating ain't nothing new. All we've done is eat, sleep and fuck. Heck, it's a miracle we managed to stop and get these without devolving into an orgy."
"Well, when you have some dirty old man following you around the store, it's easy," Miss K said with a smile. "But about this sex thing, well, you may like it, or you may not like it.. But you're gonna learn to love it! 'Cause like it or not baby, it's the best thing going today. Ooowooo!!" Miss K finished off, making sure to pose for emphasis.
"Where the hell did you get that line from?" Tracy said with an incredulous look on her face.
"Ric Flair!"
"Ric who?"
"You know," Miss K said as she let her slinky dangle from her fingers. "Ric Flair. One of wrestling's Four Horsemen, with Dusty Rhoades, Art Anderson and Tully Blan…HEY!"
Miss K bent over, rubbing her tits and belly as she realized that she had walked right into a steamroller. As she looked around, she realized that the scene around her was that of a rally…an anti-porn rally based on what she spotted in front of the steamroller. In the crowd, there were placards decrying the evils of porn, as well as cries of "praise God!" to each of the speakers words.
"And I tell you! With your help, we CAN get rid of this scourge of porn, and make this one nation UNDER GOD!!! Thank you very much!" some speaker said behind the podium on the stage in front of the crowd.
"Miss K?" Tracy said from behind her friend.
"What?!"
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
Eyeing the porn in front of the bulldozer, Miss K said, "we never were in Kansas. Now let's loot through this porn here. There's gotta be something good," she said, gesturing to the porn in front of the steamroller.
"Thank you Senator Miller! You are one godly man! Next up, we have his beautiful, intelligent wife, Mrs. Elaine Chang-Miller!!!" the MC boomed from the microphone as Miss K walked over to the pile of porn tapes and DVDs. She got down on her knees and started rooting through what turned out to be a cornucopia of masturbatory pleasure. There was beautiful box covers and sex scenes for as far as the eye can see. She started collecting movies by tossing out a bunch of "My Baby Got Back" videos. She was about to fish out a Kobe Tai DVD when she heard a booming voice come from the microphone.
"See?! Even our innocent young women have been besmirched by the rain of filth! What are you doing young lady?"
"Just looking for some porn tapes. What's it to you?" Miss K said before looking up at the podium. There stood a middle aged Asian woman in a dark blue power suit point at her. Her pretty, fine features were in a scowl, pointing her out as a pervert.
"What is your name, young lady?"
"Kayla," Miss K said before looking down at the pile of porn. "What's it to you?"
"I think young Kayla needs some counseling to deal with her problem," the Asian woman said as she spoke to the crowd. "What do you think?!"
The crowd went wild at her response, with a chant of "Save her!" going through them. Then, Ms. Chang- Miller gestured to Miss K, saying, "so do you want to be counseled for your problem? We can help you!"
Miss K backed away from the pile of porn she was enmeshed in, then gestured towards Tracy to come over. Turning their backs at the crowd, Miss K whispered, "I have a plan."
"What is it now?" Tracy said in an annoyed voice. "You aren't trying to…"
"Yes I am gonna try to seduce that wife of a senator up there. Besides, we haven't fucked any Asian girls yet, and her face has held up well. Just follow my lead."
Tracy sighed, then said "OK. But you better make sure I have fun."
"You will," Miss K whispered with a smile and a wink. "Trust me, you will."
"Yes!" Miss K said. "Yes, I will accept your offer for help. I mean, I've been trying to resist this porn for years, but it's proven so irresistible."
Gesturing to some support staff next to the stage, Mrs. Cheng-Miller said, "just hang right there. My assistants will help you get the help you and your friend need."
"See?" Tracy said, jumping around and jiggling in her bikini. "Now you got me looking like a pervert!"
"Do I need to remind you how we ended up out here in the first place, my sweet private dancer?" Miss K said with a wink and a cackle.
Tracy simply stuck out her tongue in response then smiled and walked up to Mrs. Chang-Miller's assistants as they walked up to her.
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The two girls ended up a couple of hours later stepping off an elevator and onto the top floor of a four-star hotel. After checking the room number sign against the directions scrawled out on the paper, Miss K led Tracy towards the room.
"So we really are gonna fuck a senator's wife, huh?" Tracy said as she looked at the expensive décor. "And in a nice hotel, too."
"Yep, Trace, if all goes according to plan," Miss K said with a smile. Pulling open her bikini top just enough for her nipples to show and sticking out her chest, she continued, "if these don't get her…" Then, she bent over facing away from Tracy and finished by saying, "I think I have something hidden here that might sway her."
"Oh, really?!" Tracy said, reaching for her friend's ass, squeezing her dick and giving it a few strokes. "Well, I think what you have here could convince me plenty," she said with a giggle.
"Stop that!" Miss K said as she playfully slapped away Tracy's hand. "I don't wanna get started too soon." Gesturing to a door just up ahead, she continued, "here's the room, Tracy. Now remember, just follow my lead, and we'll have a good time."
Miss K knocked on the door, and a clean-cut looking guy answered the door, looking like he recognized Miss K and Tracy. "I take it you're here for Mrs. Cheng- Miller?"
"Yes, definitely."
"Walk straight ahead. She's sitting waiting for you."
"OK."
Miss K and Tracy walked side by side down the hallway into a room with a panoramic view of the Mississippi. Sitting there in the finely appointed room was Mrs. Chang-Miller, wearing that blue power suit, looking a bit strangely at the two women as they moved into seats facing her.
"What's wrong, Mrs. Chang-Miller?" Tracy asked as she sat down. "Is everything OK?"
"Please, call me Elaine, and yes, everything's fine. I'm just looking at those bikinis you two are wearing. How could you walk around in things like that?"
"3 miles of jogging 4 days a week, plus some calisthenics," Miss K said with a wink and a smile.
"So, ladies. Let's get down to business," Elaine said in accent-free English as she settled into her seat and tugged at the hem of her skirt. "So why don't you tell me about yourselves?"
"Well, me and my friend Trace here were in the midst of a cross-country trip when we ran into your little rally. I'm a former dot-com executive who got out at just the right time," Miss K said. Then gesturing over to Tracy, she continued, "And Tracy over here is someone I met back in New York."
"Oh really?" Elaine asked. "How did you two meet?"
"In a strip club as she was giving a lap dance for me," Miss K said nonchalantly.
"Wow! I can see the problem right now. Not only are you into porn, but it's made you a lesbian. I can see you need some counseling," Elaine said with a concerned look on her face.
"Before we start, can I ask you a question Elaine?"
"Sure, go on ahead."
"How does someone with a name like Chang speak perfect English and end up in the South married to a senator?"
"Well," Elaine said as she sat up in her seat and straightened out her suit. "I'm a child of Chinese diplomats who ended up assigned to the United States when I was a teen. I went to prep school here, then Georgetown, where I met my husband. After settling down, I decided to follow him into politics, being his chief aide and, in the process, took a few diction lessons. But enough about me. Let me help you with your problem, um..."
"Kayla. My name's Kayla."
:"Well, I've found that the easiest way to help people like you is to find where the problem began. When did you first get into pornography?"
"It started back in the 9th grade, Elaine. My family had just gotten cable, and I saw you could get these movies on there like my friends were talking about. So one day, when my parents were out, I decided to go call and order a movie. It was so exciting, so bad, you know? The first thing I saw was this scene where it was two girls kissing, and it got me kinda, um, excited, you know. It was kinda like this…"
Miss K leaned over the arm of her chair and reached over to Tracy, their lips meeting in a deep tongue kiss.
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Keywords: Miss, K:, Testify!, The, Wonderful, of, Adventures,